The wife made me an ankletSeptember 3, 2007
Lately Pearl has got into beading. She beads to beat the band. Whenever she goes on errands it often includes a trip to the bead store for supplies and today was no different. She came home and told me she had a gift for me. I hardly noticed her measure my ankle as I made dinner. I thought she was checking my socks or something.
After dinner she asked for my ankle and fasted a pretty little anklet on me with a pair of jewelry pliers, (no clasp for easy removal). The anklet has exactly four square sterling silver beads on it which contain hammered letters on four sides spelling the word C.U.C.K. I think my wife loves me very much.
We’ll take a picture of it and post it later